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me now:

friend 2: why are you always tired??

friend 3: why are you always blacking out?

me:

Based off a recipe @eyelashetc made,

17 Calorie Vegan Noodles!

1 Package Shirataki noodles (0 Calories, 200g)

2 Tbsp Carrots (3 Calories)

2 Tbsp Green Onion (4 Calories)

1 Tbsp Soy Sauce (10 Calories)

1 Tsp Rice Wine Vinegar (0 Calories)

Garlic Powder to taste (0 Calories)

Directions

Chop up your vegetables, I chopped up a little at a time and put them in my tablespoons to check how much I needed.

Prepare the noodles, follow the directions on the package. Usually it’s rinsing the noodles well, submurging the noodles in cold water, and boiling them for two minutes.

Heat up a pan (I used a bit of Pam to make sure the noodles didn’t stick)

Add the noodles, vegetables, soy sauce, and vinegar to the pan, and stir for about 10-15 minutes to dry out the noodles and make it a little more like a stir fry.

Add a dash of garlic powder if you want to, and you’re done!

And of course you can mix it up however you want, the noodle base is only 10 calories!

me, in the corner with my 53rd cup of green tea, knowing full well i’ve been fasting for so long all time has blended together and my body has started turning to dark matter as energy

Reblog if you’re determined to lose 15-20lbs by Halloween.