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hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

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Taking a look at a thing

#ghirazant #ghirahim #zant #legend of zelda #loz #tp zant #twilight princess zant #my art

teaboot

I forgot I put Bruce under the sink

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Bruce update. Almost shit the bed today

boyswillbeboxes

Glad to know this is a universal experience

Meet Nancy, the queen of jumpscares

teaboot

I think they should have brunch together

lualuadraw

hereditary mental disorder hits hard

#thorin oakenshield

Having an insane twunk is very very important I think.

#ghirahim #legend of zelda #loz #my art

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transcarcinization

i love nonbinary lesbians but i dislike how many people seem to have interpreted the increased cultural knowledge of them as ‘any nonbinary person in a relationship with a woman is a lesbian’. second only to my least favorite thing ‘a man and a nonbinary person dating is totally a straight relationship’

muffinlance

Watching movies with small children is an EXPERIENCE, like tiny human, you have NO sense of story progression

Which is to say we put on the first How to Train Your Dragon

And at the dramatic "first flight" scene, two-year-old shouted "HIM FALL" and started SOBBING. She straight up thought that movie had murdered Hiccup and Toothless halfway through. Had to get double parental hugs and a constant stream of reassurances until they figured that whole flying thing out

All movies could be horror movies if your brain hasn't equipped Plot Armor to the protagonists

Anyway five-year-old is pleased to report that he "liked the part where the big dragon exploded"

esmeralda-anistasia

#Welcome to the action adventure genre my children#Five year old was VIBRATING through the climax like straight up legs kicking fists clenched#Had to be held by Spouse until we figured out he wasn't afraid#He was experiencing baby's first blood lust#Kid wanted that dragon DEAD and it HAPPENED and he was VIOLENTLY SATISFIED

SNILING SNEETLY SO SNEETLY

#zant #legend of zelda #loz #tp zant #twilight princess zant #my art

teaboot

MY MOM SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN HER CITY SO SHE CALLED TO TELL ME ABOUT "THE UGLY CAR SOME GUY WELDED TOGETHER" ADFFHGYJGUHGHGGHGGHGGHHGHGG

teaboot

SHE THOUGHT HE MADE IT IN HIS GARAGE

kosmogrl

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terkaterr

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

#i’m so sorry but my brain immediately went #‘the way talos intended’#followed up with #‘the way todd howard intended: with many glitches’

fairycosmos

my dead wife. the ad free internet

chaoswiththeprettyspine

C'mon Frodo, a little more respect for Bilbo's dating choices

#bilbo baggins #bagginshield #frodo baggins #thorin oakenshield

Siblings to end all siblings methinks.

#ghirahim #fi loz #legend of zelda #loz #skyward sword fi #fi skyward sword #my art

2xlee

They heard a noise in the middle of the night

#bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield

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no-more-dead-dogs

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

#tumblr be fighting the hell out of me making og posts rn but you know what #I WILL PREVAIL #I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION FROM MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

goat-fanatic

is there a market for hobbit yaoi on here hello??

#bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield

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