just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

Omg

Lmfao he said not worth it

He cut his losses immediately hahaha

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

i treated myself to mcdonalds after like a month without fast food and now i feel like I had sex with Death and he forgot to pull out so now I’m full of Death’s semen and I’m dealing with the morning sickness after finding out im pregnant with the antichrist oh god what am i going to tell my parents

stop reblogging this i dont wan t my mom to know im getting McDicked by Satan

catfish

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

Omfg who made this where is this from???