I stopped being the fun and interesting mentally ill princess and started being the distressing and worrying mentally ill princess again, and for that I apologize

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

Sick of this shit it’s time to be a rotted cunt

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

GET ME

We should bring back ending every sentence with stop stop

it’s because i’m always under some damn curse

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what