goblin bitch baby bastard

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

#this does not fill me with confidence

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

fail glass covering our cringe bears

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

i’m honestly so embarrassing!!!!!!! and beautiful!!!!!!!!

*Calls out, "Hey, king. Are you single?" to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.

Thank you sasuke

all my gay friends and i move into a house together with a little garden out back and flowers in the windowsills and im the guard dog pacing the front yard foaming at the mouth and lunging at strangers

@goblimwitch

😳😳😳😳😳😳

do you guys wanna move to the comment section of allrecipes.com i think it would be good for us

Thinking about her (the road sign lying on the ground)