hahahaha u foun me

I’m disgusted and offended

what the hell man

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

I’ll never forget how Katt Williams said a part of the humiliation ritual is to make a “straight” man dress in women’s clothing

ok i’ll bite. what is “The humiliation ritual”

The entertainment industry humiliation rituals. When I think of them I think of Mila and Ashton telling the press the don’t use deodorant, John cena walking on to the Oscar’s in full nude, stand up comedics going back on their words to NEVER cross dress, Doja Cat and other musicians going through their “Satanic Grunge Eras”, Aliyah and Kobe being killed in a plane crash. Princess Diana’s bad press, etc etc etc

oh yeah you mean that ritual. personally i dont think this is in any way connected to kobe bryant dying in a plane crash but i can be swayed into believing everything is connected + demon involvement

i think this must have been what it was like living through the end of the european Enlightenment and then watching your children invent the victorian period

i think there's some unholy combination of benevolent gender essentialism and terminal fandom brain that makes women like this make romantic excuses for an adult man's inability to live in the world without a woman playing annie sullivan bangmaid for him. i honestly have much more respect for the straight women who have the presence of mind to demand a 6'4" chad in finance and not settle for soft tummy jakey who doesn't know you can salt your pasta water or use a pillowcase. get UP girls............

I Want To Go On An Adventure Its Been Probably Two Whole Weeks Since My Last Adventure

Okay Im Definitely Going To Spend My Next Bank Holiday Going On An Adventure