forever hangry

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

I need to be taking a lot more slutty pics

The archons want you to feel poor. You can't let them. It's like stoicism how you feel is the one thing you can control. Boarding group 9 gets there just as fast as boarding groups 1-8!

the psychological wage of not being in the last boarding group tho

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Not to sound like a broken record but does it make anyone else viscerally angry how we realized in the very recent past that we can successfully eradicate devastating human-specific diseases (smallpox) yet now there's a million people telling you not to vaccinate your kids against measles. I know I know "everyone will not just" but also for real we could never have measles again if everyone would just be cool

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

me? clingy? yes please don’t leave me

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

it's that time again, kids

The woman of your dreams is an autistic pervert on tumblr.com

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible

all of my friends read so fucking fast and it pisses me the fuck off because I can read silently maybe 40% faster than I can read aloud. but my friends will read a 5,000 word article in 3 minutes and I have to sit down and remind myself that I’m not stupid or bad at reading I just know approximately 8 Speedread Georgs and don’t socialize with anyone else.