i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

shakira to the world cup is what mariah carey is to christmas

doomscrolling thru the weather app

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

This would make hockey players the cats of sports. Random zoomies, chasing the little dot, knocking things over, and not admitting sickness or injury until nearly dead.

Billy Joel - Piano Man

I hate this site

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something