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(opens group chat) whats up everybody im suicidal

*everyone else responds by saying “mood”*

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

is this a Halsey song

women who defend men on “i hate men” posts make me so sad like baby they still hate you whether you stick up for them or not, they’re never gonna respect you, it’s not worth it

#existential boardgames

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch