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You’re only exaggerating, I don’t smell bad. People can actually hug me without cringing. What you smelled was probably your armpits or something because I can smell them right now, sis. Might want to take a nice bath soon. 

Don't be a little shit, I smell awesome and you know it. It's probably Thomas you're smelling.

Absolutely, and the Bath and Body Works employees don’t pounder you with scents every second. Like the last time I walked in VS, I almost choked.

Totally. If VS didn't have awesome lingerie, I'd never step foot in there. 

Even if I was bitter, I’d at least have the right to be.

Well, I mean, same for me. I listened to Coldplay for half an hour straight. 

I hate when that happens, their perfumes are a bit too strong for me.

Yeah, you can't go wrong with a nice Sweet Pea scent from bath and Body Works, am I right?

I don’t think so. You smell more like, I dunno, what’s it called? A backstabber?

Nah... I think that's just your bitterness masking your sense of smell.

You should also work on your sarcasm skills, Sab. It’s not that great, if you ask me.

Excuse you, I've spent years perfecting them. 

Perhaps they were doing you a favor since they could smell a horrible stench from afar? 

Well, I mean, your body odor travels pretty well, like I could still smell your stink when I went on that class trip to the Bahamas.

I doubt I will experience it.

You never know, Victoria's Secret probably has guys' stuff, too.

They probably that thought you smelled bad.

Ethan, you should try stand-up comedy because I definitely haven't heard that one before.

Probably smelled you from afar and decided you needed some help.

Nice one, but you know  that I smell like rainbows and coconut. It's all in the shampoo, bitch.

Funnily enough, I’ve never had that problem.

Then, my friend, you've never experienced true nausea. 

I don’t understand how people watch reality television.

Big Brother is my shit.

Hey, Sab? Wanna consummate just how legit this friendship is?

Only if Breaking Free is playing in the background.

I’m worse, don’t worry. I had the weirdest thing — like, for some reason, it didn’t click in my brain that incest was no bueno and I kinda liked Ryan and Sharpay together a lot?

Well, I mean, they were really unusually close. But now, rewatching, I can fully appreciate the gay undertones in the I Don't Dance number.

Your cooking isn’t that bad… Just maybe take a few lessons from the Food Network, YouTube videos, a few chefs, and you’ll be fine.

Mace, I don't think even Bobby Flay can help me. I'm  not destined for the kitchen. It's fine- I'll just end up marrying a celebrity chef.