Those Moments

ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster

no house

just avocado

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

When you’re lost in thought and hear someone talking shit.

This high art is completely indistinguishable from a quality shitpost and I cannot quite describe the sheer existiential satisfaction and calm I am feeling right now

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in

i like to have my head petted also

I diagnose you with cat

all of us would curl up in a shoe box if we were able to.

“put me the fuck down”

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.

no that’s just how siblings are