you idiot, you asshole

Don't cry! Armand taking the cigarette out of Daniel's hand and putting it to his own lips and taking a drag before handing it back, okay?

i’m normal i’m normal im normal im normal

“he’s so me” i whisper while shaking and crying

i was born in the right generation i love gay vampires

i wanna start posting fics on ao3 but life is actually going okay right now and i don’t want to end up in critical condition in the icu typing a/ns with my tongue

Valid concern. Maybe wait until you’re already Going Through It™️ and THEN start posting

i just got out of the It™️ i don’t wanna go back in the fucking building 🫩🫩🫩

“ma cherie i have been overtaken by this alcohol the locals call “moonshine”, they had it stored in their basement in jugs!! it is most enjoyable”

Whenever I feel sad I reblog pictures of the Vampire Armand because I think he’s cool, his yellow eyes are pretty and at any given moment he’s probably doing worse than I am on account of his gremlin tendencies and his history.