Spending Life Pretending

Swing state gothic

I think car names need to get stupider. I want to pull up to the function in a 2013 Toyota Perchance.

pretentious grad students, intellectual snobs, and highbrows of all stripes FOR fanfiction

ranted passionately in defense of theodora muldani for like half an hour earlier and i think it’s an exercise everyone should try

see the thing is, kevin escaped the ravens by running away, jean endured them until he was rescued, neil refused to sign their contract, and thea graduated. thea as the only raven survivor who made it out by going through is so fascinating. when you line up all the relationships the characters in these books have to the ravens, thea’s perspective is both unique and relatively unexplored. let me see her. i want to know what it looks like inside her head.

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

they put the ormund hightower poppers edit on a billboard

new sentences being constructed every day

gideon vs cytherea fight was literally hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb if you think about it

you can ship people without wanting them to date or get married or even have sex. not everything has to be girlfriends or boyfriends or husbands or wives or whatever. you can ship a completely unlabelable kind of relationship.

i would recognize that season of television by haircut alone

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)