i love obanai

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

I’d have three nickels.

obsessed with saying hi rn its like hello!!! lol

by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternative idea: it's not killing the mood at all

You’re right and I’m a fool

Theory that neurotypicals are the ones with “communication issues” actually. You’re the one who can’t communicate with ME, buckaroo

Neurotypicals will play four dimensional chess about asking you to wash the dishes and I don’t believe this is my problem

neurodivergents will be like “please use plain and simple language with me” and neurotypicals will start sobbing and be like “bbut… my mind games… my passive aggressive social hoop,,s that i exppect you to jump th,rough….”

That moment of joy when you read a really good fic on ao3 then realize its by someone you enjoy seeing on your dash

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

Say “good idea” and keep it pushing