oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?
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oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

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A Redhood collage for your enjoyment <3<3<3<3!
Pssst
Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?
Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere
waiting in deep suspense
Psst you ready here comes the secret
Here it comes
I am also very curious about this secret
Your time spent enjoying the creative process is infinitely more valuable that any final project you create. So stop putting yourself down for never finishing or posting those WIPs because every moment you spent creating something you loved is a moment not wasted. Your progress and talent is measured by your passion not your number of posts.
This post went from 3k to 7k overnight and that just goes to show how many of you need to hear this so make sure you don’t ever forget it
spending the day quietly taunting people about what happens in the finale by vague-posting about it on discord
gotta have a hobby

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give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two
The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
‘you cant headcanon that, it’s not true to the character!’ ok but in my headcanon it is. what are you gonna do, kill me?
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw
We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.
night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

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[kisses you tenderly on the lips while holding you like my lover] don’t eat any food with mold on it even if you cut the moldy part off ok?
seriously babe i’m not joking you won’t just get an upset stomach mold poisoning can literally shut down your liver. you also absolutely do not want listeriosis. i am autistic about foodborne illness
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/sites/default/files/media_file/2021-02/Molds_on_Food.pdf
not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
Reblog to hug prev and tell them it’s okay
Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves
not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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anonymously (or not) ask me any question you’d like to know about me

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i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired