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must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

also are we sure that's a man. there could be estrogen in the chocolate (imagines willy wonka as a beautiful and frightening woman) you know I think I could forgive anyone for turning a child blue and spherical

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

My name is The Vampire Lestat. I have a snatched waist and a babe-a-licious body. I have perfectly conditioned blond hair and eyes that change like a Forever 21 mood ring from the mid 2000s. I have full lips with no lip filler.

My tits are huge my pussy is wet and my bills are all paid. I am also a famous rockstar.