Ready Or Not, Here I Come!

Lex Luthor has a meeting with the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, trying to get a business deal. He waits an extra thirty minutes after the scheduled time and when he finally is let into the CEO’s private office, it isn’t Bruce Wayne like he expects, but teen Tim Drake with Kon on his lap like some super villain and his cat. Lex Luthor: Mr Wayne, pleased to—

Tim: *spins chair to reveal himself* Well well well, Mr. Luthor, you’re looking bald as ever.

Lex Luthor:……………

Kon: >:3

@megacarapa !!!!

Me: How can I not? Have you seen the way he giggles behind his hand like a school girl when he thinks he is being sneaky?

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

“Can you believe they’re able to damage the raid suit!!”