bae

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it

oh no it’s back

What. Is that…?

That would be Daft Punk making out.

Are you serious? Are you freaking serious?

Damn