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we're not kids anymore.

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I promise I'll update all those fics someday.
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funniest possible site to get this on
I donβt generally care for the guardian, but this guyβs having a fucking great time
EVERY YEAR
Real Life Patch Notes:
Remaining Caffeine effect time now rolls over to next waking period
Updated friends' voice lines to more clearly indicate "Sarcasm" tone
"Little Treat" mood buff now lasts twice as long
It is now Good to pick at your skin all the time
Added ability to mute Annoying Coworker
Added 14 new species of frog

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babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world
The blog post is pretty great too.
yknow, when my kid was a newborn and i was folding laundry, i'd often struggle to distinguish between her shirts and my underwear because they were roughly the same size/amount of material. and i thought, "well, that's just because she is so very tiny, and because you had to buy bigger underwear while pregnant to accommodate the belly and the hips and all that. surely in a year or so, you won't struggle so much to sort the laundry, and you won't be accidentally putting your underwear in the pile with her shirts, and vice versa."
so tell me why my kid is THREE YEARS OLD and i STILL can't tell the difference at first glance.
pretty cosmically cruel for my body to be like. "hm. i notice that this was supposed to be your due date. very interesting. indeed. anyway, here's your period."
MEASURE NEVER
CUT WHENEVER
LIVE FOREVER
DIE ON ANY HILL

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hapy valentines to all the single people who donβt put themselves out there ; hate dating apps; spend 85percent of their life in their room; and blog about two people in love all day π
Thrift store find of all time
wild that i didn't even realize anything was wrong with this stupid app
I remember opening it. my dashboard not loading. thinking my connection was bad. opening my blog instead.
and then ??? idk I think my kid asked for more dinner, or I realized I needed to wash dishes, or I got distracted some way or another by life. no clue if my blog even loaded or not.
if this was 15 years ago I would have been obsessively refreshing, trying to get something to open, going to skype to ask my friends if they couldn't get tumblr to load, commiserating with them. wondering wtf I was gonna do until My Website started working again.
instead I cleaned up the kitchen, built some sick as hell magnatile towers with my kid, and started a puzzle.
opened up tumblr just now and im like. ah. yes. that would explain the 30 seconds of being unable to open this app several hours ago, and then completely forgetting about that in favour of reality. ew.

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to me it's a trolley opportunity
for april fools weβre deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits