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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

#god the parallels to this is just gorgeously terrifying#because you have this man that is physically larger than tony#you have him completely dominating tony forcing him into a weaker position#telling him that ‘you cannot stop me because i’m better and you will die/lose’#whatever#and then#oh god#at the end#the last two is tony realizing that he does not have time#but he does!#and that’s the thing that thanos and obadiah never thought of#tony stark does not have a lot of time#but they gave him a little#and by god what tony can’t do with a little bit of time (via @lovelyirony)

maybe some mothers are toxic because they are burnt out from doing it all alone because of absent fathers 

“Sorry I abused you, honey, but I was mad about your dad taking off and I had to take it out on someone so it’s really not my fault UwU”

Some people???? Abuse children???? To COPE???

YALL THATS LITERALLY MY ROOMMATE

@approximatelysomething YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND NOT ELABORATE. DUDE.

😂😂😂 my roommate’s name is Joe Carol, he has done a lot of different work with different studio networks including being a body double for Hannibal Buress, that’s how they knew each other, Hannibal couldn’t make it to the red carpet premiere here in Hollywood and so he texted my roommate and said hey I’ll pay you if you can make it last minute and pretend to be me at the premiere let’s see if anyone notices. Now while Joe was arriving in a legit looking town car that Hannibal rented for him, he still didn’t think Joe would even make it past security, the second he steps out everyone’s screaming Hannibal! Hannibal! The crowd doesn’t notice a thing and Joe’s signing autographs, the cast of the movie don’t even notice, and a reporter interviews him on Marvel Live, after the red carpet he just left and came back home and if Hannibal hadn’t revealed it on his instagram no one would have even known it happened! It was pretty epic

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

was not expecting that handstand jfc

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

This ogre can rap

The person who writes news tickers in Sun City, AZ when llamas are let loose one day: I’ve been waiting my whole life for this…

Oh my god damn