Ushijima, Tsukishima, Kindaichi / Nishinoya

Akaashi, Kageyama, Yahaba, Kunimi / Yachi

Lev / Yaku

Ryuu and Noya mutually decide one day that they want to adopt like 6 dogs. At once.

Asahi groaning like, “WE ALREADY HAVE 7 CATS!!!!!!”

To which Noya responds, “but ASAHI, those are CATS and cats are not DOGS, we are currently at ZERO dog level, there can only be more dogs. We cant just get one cuz the cats will bully it and it’ll be lonely without any friends of it’s own kind which is why we NEED exactly 6 of them. We cant keep living with this steady complete lack of dogs, it’s just not right.”

Asahi's face just increasingly stretching out in alarm and exasperation like, ok, but why 6 dogs instead of 2, how does that make any sense?? (It doesn’t.)

Noya trails off because he gets a lightbulb moment then starts yelling: “Oh my gOD, YOU GUYS!! WE GOTTA GET A HOUSE... LIKE A REAL HOUSE!!!!!! WITH A HUGEASS BACKYARD........ YEAAAAHHH!” They do not have the money for a big house with a big back yard.

Cue a scene of Asahi being violently dragged behind 4 dogs on leashes. Screen pans out. Ahead of the first 4 dogs are 3 more dogs, as well as both Noya and Ryuu, who are also on leashes, leading the pack.

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Asahi loves all animals and probably has some Disney princess charm with all the little woodland creatures because he's gentle and very careful around... pretty much everything, whether it’s alive or not.

Dogs sense insecurity though and sometimes it can make them anxious and more likely to have volatile reactions, so Asahi is hesitant around dogs at first, but dogs are also big doofs and silly as hell a lot of the time, so they'd probably get used to him pretty quickly and end up overpowering his giant ass all the time anyway.

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I think Ryuu would like reptiles a lot because he's a gay nerd like, "Look, you guys! Its bald like me `v`" and Noya would like really obscure pets like spiders/scorpions or some shit and Asahi like “Oh Hell No, we are getting your poisonous harbingers of death their own damn room,” bc Asahi is not about that Living on the Edge kind of life,

Idk why, I just really love the idea of Ryuu having a giant, fat, lady turtle. Idfk.

Noya really liking ferrets a lot and trying to do the weasel war dance with them and thrashing around on the floor w/ Asahi snapchatting the drama to Ryuu while he's at work and Ryuu cant keep a straight face bc his boyfriend is a fucking meme.

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Asahi liking giant-ass cats like Maine Coons or any cat with super thick hair, basically. They laze around and sleep in late together. Noya always takes pictures of Asahi's incredible bed head w/ the cat curled up next to his face, sending Ryuu snaps like "All of this hair, but who does it belong to??? Get the insider’s scoop at 10!"

When they all three go to adopt their third cat together (Noya and Ryuu already have their own, so it’s Asahi’s Time 2 Shine), they're at the adoption center and there's this fucking enormous feline that’s like 500% fluff and Asahi’s like “Gosh dang, she's beautiful,” and Noya + Ryuu look at each other and then look at Asahi like "Asahi, my guy, that is you. That’s literally you as a cat, you can’t NOT get her."

Asahi spoils the cats to death (and any other animal he makes eye contact with). He is is very motherly about them and probably overfeeds them because he's anxious about underfeeding them.

Ryuu w/ an orange tabby.

Asahi finds a stray black cat with a light spot on its forehead... like Noya's bangs.........,,,,,,, maybe a munchkin cat with teeny little legs,,,

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Noya teaches every single dog he ever comes into contact with "Rolling Thunder". He lines them up and is like “OK GUYS, R U READY!!” and the dogs are all looking at him really intensely and Asahi and Ryuu are standing by watching. Noya’s like “oKAY, HERE WE GO......!!!”

“ROOOOLLLIINGGG... THUNNDERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!” Noya tosses himself over on the park grass and all the dogs roll over with him at the same time. Noya pops up like 8DDDDDDDDDDDDD WHTAT'D YOU TIHINK WANSTN THAT AMAZINGNHK and Asahi and Ryuu r McFuckening Dying, rip

BokuAka | G or T rating ig?? it’s sfw | 2662 words one-shot | confessing / getting together | angst with a good ending non-repulsed asexual!Akaashi + non-repulsed aromantic!Bokuto, prepare for the fuckening.

AO3 mirror!

          Akaashi finally gets the nerve to confess to Bokuto just after his graduation ceremony. When Bokuto gets to him, he is too loud, as usual-- picking Akaashi up and spinning him around, hugging him too tight, yelling about how proud he is, and saying "congratulations" way more than enough times. Bokuto eventually sets him back down and his laughter dissipates into a wide, warm smile and Akaashi realizes that he's genuinely smiling back when he catches Bokuto's gaze. His arms are still clasped behind Bokuto's neck and his heart is sitting snugly in his throat; it takes all of his effort to keep looking Bokuto in the eyes when he says it. Bokuto's eyes widen and his grip on Akaashi's waist tightens just a little; he chews his lips, but doesn't look away. His expression is a little weird, Akaashi thinks, he doesn't look as surprised as I thought he'd look. Akaashi briefly wonders if maybe Bokuto had known it was coming, but suddenly he's being pulled into the tightest embrace and Bokuto is thanking him from the bottom of his heart, then-- slipping the softest apology into Akaashi's ear. 

Kuroo being placiosexual, or having a libido and wanting sex, but not feeling comfortable actually receiving sex from others, so even though he’s very happy to perform things for others, he always takes care of himself later when he’s alone.

Kuroo only being able to orgasm from masturbation.

Kuroo not being able to orgasm from masturbation and needing external stimulation to get off.

Kuroo being cupiosexual.

Kuroo being generally interested in sex and having a moderate libido, but not having a overwhelming or underwhelming interest in it either way.

Kuroo being asexual and forgetting that sex is even a thing that exists half the time: “Hey, Kuroo, have you slept with anyone yet?” “Yeah man, there were like 4 people in my bed last night, we all passed the fuck out after the game. It was so warm tho, I slept like a fuckin’ baby.” “.......”

Kuroo being demisexual, being very sexually reserved until he really develops an emotional connection with someone. He doesn’t admit his sexual interest in people until they’ve been together a long time and he really feels like he can trust them and that they’ll want him back.

Kuroo taking a million years to reveal his kinks to his partner because he’s so embarrassed about them.

Kuroo being very hesitant to have sex with someone because of fear of possible rejection or repulsion. Him needing lots of reassurance and still not being able to go through with it the first several times they try. His relationship taking a very long time to become sexual.

Kuroo being very shy about being seen naked or turned on, so he always keeps the lights off and prefers to keep a shirt and boxers on when he receives oral/handies. When he finally gets to the point where he’s comfortable with the idea of his partner seeing him naked/aroused, he still hesitates, covers himself, blushes all over, keeps his face covered with his arms/hands, and whines in embarrassment for a long time before he can gather the courage to look his partner in the eye again.

Kuroo either not wanting to be penetrated or not wanting to penetrate at all, so mutual sex is always frotting (and occasionally 69).

Kuroo being incredibly submissive and enjoying the other person taking control and having their way with him. Kuroo enjoying being told what to do and being used like an object purely for the other person’s sexual gratification.

Kuroo only being comfortable having sex with people he’s not close to because he’s scared that making his meaningful relationships sexual will permanently change them and maybe not in a good way and he doesn’t want to risk it.

Kuroo and his partner masturbating together over the phone/vidchat because he’s not comfortable with the idea of actually having sex together in real life.

Kuroo not masturbating at all because he never gets the urge to.

Kuroo reacting strongly to people mentioning sex or genitals (usually by losing his concentration and getting terribly embarrassed) because he’s not the type of person who thinks about sex a lot and he almost never considers things in a sexual context, so almost every time it’s like, he wasn’t thinking about it before, but now he has to think about it, and he’s dead.

Kuroo never having seen porn in his life.

Kuroo being apothisexual and finding that snuggling with his partner fully clothed and wrapped up in like 4 blankets is the Ultimate Comfy Warm and his idea of the pinnacle of physical affection.

Kuroo being a terribly bad kisser until he eventually meets someone who knows what they’re doing and shows him the ropes.

Kuroo really enjoying lying naked in bed with his partner and hugging them and kissing their shoulders and dragging his fingers gently over their skin, sharing lots of non-sexual intimacy, and things never going further than that.

Kuroo not enjoying making out because it feels weird and kinda gross.

Kuroo attempting to find porn for the first time in his life but he has no idea what to look for or how to find it, so he just types “big tiddy pics” into the search bar.

Kuroo having absolutely no idea how dfab bodies work because he’s dmab and never bothered to do any research, so the first time he goes to have sex with a dfab person, he realizes he doesn’t know a damn thing and he makes a lot of mistakes, is terrible at eating out, doesn’t have a clue how to find the clit, etc. His partner finds his inexperience endearing, like they end up laughing because it was so bad, but they offer to guide him through it and make suggestions so he can learn to do things the way they like it. He gets really embarrassed for being bad and dedicates himself to learning, but it takes him a while to really get good at it.

Kuroo not knowing how to flirt at all so he ends up embarrassing both himself and the person he’s trying to flirt with 90% of the time.

Kuroo not really seeing himself as particularly physically attractive or sexually alluring so he gets really flustered when someone expresses physical attraction/sexual interest in him.

Kuroo's sexuality being 90% confused, embarrassed enthusiasm for other people's spicy ideas and 10% his own legitimate inherent interest. His whole sexual experience is, “Wow, I never would have thought of doing that, but I’m really glad that you did.”

Kuroo not thinking about sex very often so he doesn’t realize how incredibly kinky he is, and since he’s not aware of it himself, other people aren’t aware of it either until it’s in the moment, and they’re always astounded by it and Kuroo is confused. He’s always like "Hey, since we're here, wouldn’t it be better if you (censored) my (censored) and (censored) your (censored) with (censored)??" and his partner is just like, holy fuck, I did not know you were into that shit, and Kuroo is like ??? I literally just thought of it just now for the first time ??? Kuroo does not know the true extent of his power.

Update: I went through and added capitalization and more punctuation for easier reading. Thank you for your patience!

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I apologize in advance that this is incredibly disorganized, I have just been thinking about them so much and had to get my thoughts out somewhere. I can never decide if I want to call him “Tanaka” or “Ryuu”, so I use both; I’m sorry if going between the two is annoying. Punctuation in this piece is also terribly inconsistent. I don’t have the energy to fix it up right now-- this honestly took so long to get out and I’m exhausted, please just take it from me, 

Kyoutani wearing a big collar a lot just for funsies but when Bedroom Things are happening it gets pushed to a really tight ring that makes it a little hard to breathe so when Tanaka fucks his mouth hard; Kyoutani drools and his jaws ache. For maybe a whole straight minute he likes to close his eyes so all he can feel is the burning in his nose and throat screaming at him to breathe and Tanaka thrusting hard into his mouth, making him shake with half-gags every time. He thinks it’s best like that, though, when his mouth feels so full he thinks he can’t possibly take in any more. 

Kyoutani regularly practices gratification denial because he thinks the high it creates is worth it, he usually doesn’t want to be touched at all until he’s so turned on that it’s almost become painful. For example, he won’t touch himself while he’s performing oral/giving handies, or when he’s riding Tanaka, he won’t touch himself or let Ryuu jerk him off until he’s just about to cum, or he will have Tanaka purposefully masturbate on the phone with him just so he can listen and get turned on from it, but he won’t touch himself until just before Tanaka cums when he gets the most vocal and sounds the best, or he asks Tanaka to send him spicy texts while he’s at work or uni so he can practice self-control via being turned on for hours at a time and goes without touching himself until he’s home. 

Both he and Tanaka practice orgasm denial, usually to the point of gasping, begging, and practically crying. They both love getting the other so turned on and so close to orgasm and then waiting it out until their whole body is shaking and they feel like they’re about to mentally unhinge.

After they get together, Kyoutani starts consciously making an effort not to bite his nails during the day so he can grow them out and use them to scratch better, because boy, does he like to scratch. He is also so very much a biter. Marking is a big thing for him, both to mark and to be marked. When Kyoutani rides Tanaka, he doesn’t waste any opportunity to leave deep hickeys or teeth marks anywhere he can reach.

Kyoutani likes having Tanaka’s fingers in his mouth and he likes to imitate performing oral with them because he knows it really turns Ryuu on.

When Kyoutani is denying himself the additional sensation of being touched when he’s riding Tanaka, he will sometimes bite Tanaka’s forearm or neck hard enough to almost draw blood because he gets so horny and doesn’t have another way to cope with it; Tanaka usually cums when he does this because the stimulation of being ridden really hard + sudden intense mix of pleasure/pain from being bitten is so strong. 

Their sex is usually rough, overstimulating as hell half the time, and there’s lots of soreness/physical wear, and passing thoughts of “Wow, I’m wrecked, we should probably take it easy next time,”, but there’s super lots of aftercare on both sides and they are both proud as hell of looking like they just left Fight Club every time they smang.

This encourages people’s presumption that they are delinquents when they attend uni because they always look like hell (this is an illusion of course, as they are both actually dog-loving cinnamon roll memelords).

I mentioned biting and scratching already, but there’s also lots of grinding and growling, probably wall-fucking, probably smash-your-face-into-the-mattress fucking, and lots of face-fucking until they cant breathe and are shaking and exhausted.

There is not a single surface in either of their apartments that they have not fucked on.

They both really like to mess around in places where they might get caught, like public restrooms, dressing rooms, etc. 

Kyoutani’s ideal time to get really vocal via whines, gasps, moans, begging, etc. is when he’s receiving punishment because he likes reminding Tanaka that he enjoys obedience training and really likes it when Tanaka is in control and he knows that Ryuu gets immensely turned on from hearing him lose it. 

That being said, though, Kyoutani doesn’t usually enter subspace automatically, especially not when they have sex, there has to be a steady descent into it via a pseudo-struggle for dominance. Kyoutani doesn’t actually want dominance most of the time, but he doesn’t like going down without a fight, either, so to speak. His natural inclination is to be submissive, but he still wants his partner to earn dominance over him. He’s stubborn and obstinate and wants Tanaka to know that, if he wanted to, he could take/handle anything Tanaka could possibly throw at him and he’d never have to submit if he didn’t actually want to (and Tanaka knows that), so essentially he wants Tanaka to give him a reason to be obedient. Tanaka always happily rising to that challenge is what allows Kyoutani to feel like he can safely and comfortably enter subspace when he wants to. 

Tanaka has to earn control and show Kyoutani that he cares enough to keep at it until Kyoutani can comfortably get into his preferred state of mind. Kyoutani likes to fight for co-dominance until he’s genuinely worn out, and then will quietly submit when he’s ready, then from that point on really likes to be taken care of or perform as he’s asked. 

Tanaka is not at all domineering, there’s no arrogance or threat when Tanaka takes control, he feels no inherent sense of pride or authority, it’s actually the opposite-- Tanaka taking control or being dominant in the first place is mostly just the bi-product of Kyoutani’s desire to submit. Tanaka makes it crystal clear that Kyoutani is going to be taken care of when he submits and that he can relax and Tanaka will do everything he can to create a controlled, safe, structured, reliable environment for him to submit in. Tanaka is a really loving and supportive dom and is inordinately concerned about Kyoutani’s well-being 100% of the time.

Kyoutani has a hard time vocalizing exactly what he likes because it’s embarrassing, so when he does express himself its usually through clenched teeth and comes out as a growling mumble, but Ryuu still feels like it’s Christmas morning: 

"When you..." a long pause; Ryuu listening intently, Kyoutani covering his face with his arm, "When you did th,,,, th thinG," Ryuu staring hard and nodding, "It was,," Kyoutani looking away even from under his arm, trying to breathe; he physically puts his hands on Ryuu's face to stop Ryuu from looking at him directly, "It was good. it,, was really good,” deep breath, “I like it,, do it... again, sometime, if you want," Ryuu nodding so much into his hands and kissing Kyoutani’s palms before pressing forward to kiss him all over the face. Tanaka is so proud when his beautiful boy braves his embarrassment to talk about what he likes.

Kyoutani with a scent kink that borrows Tanaka’s clothes when he sleeps over and gets turned on because he can bury his face in the shirt he’s wearing and it smells exactly like Ryuu and it makes him want to be touched by Ryuu so badly. 

Kyoutani being an intense blusher; his whole face burning so red when he gets turned on or embarrassed. also totally working his moaning. Tanaka nearly has a heart attack when Kyoutani genuinely moans (which, over time, Tanaka learns how to draw out of him much more often).

Sometimes Kyoutani doesn’t have the energy to play it out, though, and and sometimes gets into subspace without needing the build up, both sexually and non-sexually: 

Non-sexually, he will sit at Tanaka’s feet while he’s at his desk doing homework and lean his head on Tanaka’s thigh so Tanaka will pet his head or he will curl up beside Tanaka on the couch and lay his head in Tanaka’s lap (again, usually for head pets). Sometimes he will smush his face into Tanaka’s chest and squeeze him and just want to be held in silence for a long time. 

Sexually, sometimes Kyoutani will pull away from their makeout and move into a submissive position without being prompted (read: usually face down, ass up). He’ll shove his face into a pillow and clutch it like a lifeline and the first several times this happens, Ryuu just ??¿¿??¿? he doesnt even move bc he doesnt know what to do because he’s so used to the aggressive alternative, but after a bit Kyoutani will turn his head towards Ryuu just enough so that he talk but his face is still smushed in the pillow and his eyes are shut really tight and he chews his lips like "Ryuu, please..." 

Ryuu gives him everything he asks for and more.

Ryuu performing very slow, sensual sex and spoiling sub Kyoutani rotten on days when Kyoutani doesn’t want to do any work, when Kyoutani just wants to receive, receive, receive until he physically can’t anymore. Tanaka’s dominance is very protective on these days, he holds Kyoutani very still with his hands and the pressure is reassuring, or Tanaka uses his upper body strength to physically bend and move kyoutani around into the positions that he wants to take him in.

Kyoutani is very wild and rowdy and it takes a lot to get him to relax, and lots of times their entire sexual experience is rough and intense, but during the times when he’s kissed and bitten and touched and folded into the submissive state he wants to be in, he responds very much to intimacy and soft gestures. Sometimes he craves just feeling Tanaka’s hands on his bare thighs or wants to be kissed on his back and shoulders or feel Tanaka’s body pressed against his in some way. He really loves Tanaka slipping his fingers under his shirt to rub the small of his back or Tanaka strongly holding his hands when he’s anxious. 

Things start off with BokuAka + KuroTsuki official, but all four of them are chill w/ the idea of poly or at least not that strict about things and are pretty cool w/ the idea of sex, flirting, or dates with whoever as long as they are informed of what’s going on beforehand.

The four of them together would technically be double dating, except a double date would presumably be BokuAka + KuroTsuki, since those are the pairs that are actually dating at first, but more often than not Bokuto and Kuroo pair off to do wild shit For the Vine™, leaving Akaashi and Tsukishima to sit in the background and shit talk their memelord bfs. 

Eventually, Akaashi and Tsukishima are (about each other) like, "Hey, this guy’s not half bad. He's also rude as hell and 100% Done at all times. Not bad looking, either." 

Which leads to, "Hmm. Hey, they're gonna be at that video game another 16 hours probably, wanna mess around? That'd kill like at least an hour, right?"

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"Bokuto-san, Tsukishima and I are going to go have sex in the next room, just yell if you need anything."

"YEAH, SEE YOU, AKAASHI!" 

Kuroo practically breaks his neck turning his head so fast, “brOE, hOLD UP. ARE YOU FOR REAL,” meanwhile Bokuto is kicking his ass at the game bc Kuroo is not even paying attention anymore. Someone says "sex" and just-- r.i.p Kuroo's attention span.

Tsukki's just giving him a sarcastic grin and looks back over his shoulder like, “Well, the two of you are ~busy~ right now, so have fun with your little game,” waves and gives a big-ass fake smile!!!

Kuroo’s like “BO, we gotta pause my dude, we gotta chill for a minute, did you hear that?? We cant let them fuck without us, what if they end up liking each other more than they like us!! WE GOTTA DEFEND OURSELVES. Our pride is at stake!! Wouldn’t you feel like shit if your boyfriend liked fucking mine more than he liked fuckin’ you????? I mean in my case there's no way Tsukki would ever like fuckin’ anybody as much as he likes fucking me (laughs)-- bUT WE GOTTA GO,” and drags Bokuto up by his shirt collar.

Bokuto presses pause at lightspeed and is just like, “RUDE, KUROO. AKAASHI IS VERY DEVOTED TO ME. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT,”

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Bokuto and Kuroo slide in like, “’Sup babes, we're here to liven up the party,”

Akaashi & Tsukki both look at them flatly and are just like, “Good for you, sit there and watch until it’s your turn,”

Bokuto and Kuroo have to sit across the room and watch Akaashi and Tsukki get busayyyyy and they can’t touch themselves or each other oR THEIR BFS until they get the green light, mama mia that’s a spicieee.

*super future technology female automated voice* Initiating Operation Maximum Thirst for users [BOKUTO] and [KUROO], please stand by.

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So Akaashi’s like, “Okay, what do you like?” but Tsukki hates. talking. about that kind of thing, like verbalizing it with mouthwords, so he just scrunches up his face and Kuroo immediately opens his big mouth and starts spilling all of Tsukki’s dark kinky secrets without a second thought and Akaashi and Bokuto are making the most alarmed faces.

Tsukki gives Kuroo this look of utter betrayal and absolute repulsion like he can’t even believe Kuroo is a real being that actually exists and is like, “I am Dumping Your Ass right after sex is over, I fucking hate you,” 

Kuroo’s like, “Sorry, Tsukki! ;D ;D TRUST ME THO AKAASHI, DO THE THING, JUST TRY IT MY DUDE, I SWEAR!!!!”

(Oops, Kuroo is totally right, it works like magic.)

Then Bokuto goes to say something about Akaashi, too, but Akaashi gently interrupts him and is just like "I’ll speak for myself, thank you, Bokuto-san," and tells Tsukki exactly what he wants with zero embarrassment. Tsukki is kind of intimidated by how confident he is but doesn’t want to lose face, so he rolls with it. 

Akaashi gives Tsukki lots of praise and is really vocal and Bokuto is SO MAD JEALOUS and burning bc he is always Thirst King Official™ for being The One to make Akaashi the real Big Spicie™.

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When Bokuto and Kuroo finally get the green light to participate they practically fuckin’ teleport LOL They are in that bed so fast, my guys!

Akaashi puts his hands on Bokuto's chest to stop him from swooping in on him and is just like, “No, no. I want him,” (nods to Kuroo) and Bokuto is like Q__Q “Akaashi..?!” and Akaashi just sighs gently, “Just for tonight, Bokuto-san. Since we're mixing it up we might as well go all the way. Besides, I want to see what he (Kuroo) can do. (cue bedroom eyes) Aren't you curious about Tsukishima, anyway? Want to see if you can make me jealous? ;)” Bokuto just kind of gapes for a minute like “Oh, Hell.”

Kuroo:

This is an alternative post to the voice meme I created for those of you who’d like to answer questions via text! If you feel comfortable sharing, please tag me when you post, I’d love to see your responses!!

how did you get into Haikyuu!! and how long have you been into it?

do you follow the anime, manga, or both?

if you follow the anime, do you have a favourite op/ed song?

do you create any fanwork for the series (fanart, fanfiction, graphics/edits, other)?

are you interested in volleyball offline at all?

which of the positions is your favourite? (captain, setter, wing spiker, middle blocker, libero, ace, decoy, pinch server)

do you have any favourite moments from the series so far?

do you have a favourite match?

which team would you place yourself in?

tell us your favourite: team | character(s) | ship(s)

which character do you relate to the most and why?

Hi everyone! I decided to draw up some questions/suggestions for a voice meme if you guys would be interested? You don’t have to do the entire thing if you don’t want to, of course, but I tried to make it inclusive. It’s actually really... really long, oops... If you do make a recording and you feel comfortable sharing it, please link me, I’d love to hear all of your responses!! I hope you’ll have fun and enjoy it!!

Also, if you don’t want to do an audio recording, I’m going to make an alternative post right after this one that will have just the questions you can type out answers to, if you’d prefer that! I’d love to see your responses!!

Noya

an early bird, but has no trouble falling asleep anywhere at any time during the day

when sleeping in places designated for sleep, he is either curled up into a ball on one side/the other or spread eagle on his back, there is no in-between

can fold himself into the smallest spaces to sleep where others would be hideously uncomfortable.

ends up taking like 200 micro naps a day, like 5 minutes at a time, because if he gets bored for longer than 30 seconds his attention span dies and his brain is like, "welp, Im out, it’s time for a nap"

a relatively light sleeper, but sleeps very deeply if he’s overexerted himself during the day (which is frequent)

produces deafening snores during allergy season

often has very dramatic, action-packed dreams and remembers them vividly (and will recall them to anyone who will listen with intense sound effects and hand gestures)

prefers to sleep in a big shirt and boxers

Asahi

has mild to severe insomnia, but sleeps like the dead when he finally does get to sleep, and doesnt crawl out of his cave until noon unless he has to

blanket hog, often unconsciously wraps himself up in the entire blanket like a burrito while he’s sleeping

when relaxed, will usually sleep on his back, but shifted a quarter to the left or right side with an additional pillow between his knees

needs tomb-like conditions to sleep properly: cold, dark, silent

prone to bad dreams because of the lingering affects of daytime anxiety, often fidgets a lot in his sleep

talks in his sleep sometimes

sometimes experiences sleep paralysis

the most fugly sleeper: outrageous bird nest bed head, 5 o’ clock shadow, hair plastered to his cheek from drool, & opening his eyes like a chameleon like, "what year is it?"

prefers to sleep in full shirt/pant pajamas

Ryuu

sleeps pretty normally. if he’s worried about something or absorbed in a task it will keep him up too late sometimes, and sometimes he'll oversleep if he has a bad dream or stayed up too late the night before, etc., but he's pretty good with the general routine of going to bed and getting up at a decent time

usually either does not dream/doesn’t remember his dreams or has very absurd dreams that aren’t good but aren’t exactly nightmares, either. usually very strange and hilarious enough to make good conversation out of

prefers to sleep in just boxers because he gets too warm easily

beautiful sleeper, looks very peaceful and relaxed

tends to sleep on his stomach with his arms stretched out above his head under the pillow

will often hum/sing lightly to himself to relax himself into sleep

doesn’t nap almost ever

AsaTana

Ryuu gently moves Asahi's hair out of his face and kisses him on the forehead, "Babe, it’s time to get up," he says quietly. 

A long groan and the shifting of a pillow over Asahi’s face, "...Five more minutes." 

"I gave you 5 more minutes like 7 times already, You Gotta,"

"MMMMMMMMMmmmm," a pause.

Asahi moves the pillow away from his face and purses his lips, Ryuu kisses them. 

"Morning," Asahi says half-begrudgingly, half-affectionately. It sounds more like the mumble of a cave troll than an actual word. He squints his eyes, trying to open them against the bright light of what is actually a nearly-midday sun. He relents a small smile, happy to see the face of someone he loves.

Ryuu smiles back, three times as big, "Morning."

TanaNoya

Ryuu goes downstairs and the second he walks into the kitchen, Noya launches himself onto him at 900 mph and smashes their faces together.

After which, Noya covers him with no less than 6 million tiny kisses all over his whole face, jaw, neck, and even the top of his head.

"MORNING, RYUU!!!" is said much too loud, considering his mouth is not that far away from Ryuu’s sensitive ears. 

Ryuu attempts to sputter out a “good morning” in between the sixteen thousand times Noya presses their lips together, but his efforts are mostly in vain.

Ryuu can’t even kiss back half the time because he's too busy laughing, and eventually Noya is laughing at himself, too. Noya nuzzles his face into Ryuu’s shoulder and Ryuu carries him koala-cub style into the kitchen.

AsaNoya

Eventually Asahi moseys down for breakfast and Noya hops up from his seat to scuttle over to him, he who is still yawning despite it being the afternoon.

Noya stretches his arms up to clasp around the back of Asahi's neck and stands on his tip toes. He purses his lips expectantly but Asahi just smiles down at him, feigning ignorance.

Noya scrunches up his nose and complains, "Come on, big guy, you gotta do the rest. I’m workin’ overtime as it is."

Asahi smiles large enough to show his teeth and leans down the rest of the way so they can kiss. 

"Morning," he says. 

"It hasn’t been morning for like 2 hours," Noya laughs.