My kids

tag the oc who has facial piercings (ear piercings don't count)!

you have to learn how to have sex with buggirl. you may never have to. but you must know

what if you are having sex with a centipede lady and she goes ohhhh this shit sucks. you would be less than dirt

doing a reverse mary sue self-insert where you make up an oc and give them all of your worst personality traits

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

do NOT give your OCs real world birthdays or else you will be ridden with despair when their bday rolls around and you inevitably have art block and cannot draw anything for the occasion

saying your an art major is the most embarrassing thing in the world. Hello real adult person, I am currently wasting vast amounts of money and also gay