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how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

2014-2018 Mazda 3

thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

The joke is obvious but another reason it makes me laugh so hard is WHY DOES IT GO UP THE SLIDE? There’s literally no reason to take that route. There’s so much empty space and it chooses the hardest possible route.

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

Represent.

I forgot this year! Happy ides of murder everyone

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that

a family can be your gay uncles, the best disney prince, and your parole officer

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.