oh, it's been a long day.

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.

#every time people ask about blorbos im like god im so sorry its all homegrown. every character im obsessed with is mine or my friends op tags

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

get ain'ted stupid

rotating individual blorbos separately is great and all but i rotate pairs of characters together as one, spinning around each other, like a pair of celestial bodies in orbit. blorbit, if you will

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

having a favourite animal you're associated with rules because people will send you beast related things and it'll make your day everytime