Have you heard of the greys?

Reading your gritty dystopian cyberpunk RPG and realising that with a very particular selection of moves and traits I can use your Sexy Angsty Combat Doll playbook without modification to produce a character with the exact personality and skill set of Inspector Gadget.

the only thing i remember from last nights dream is that Wendy Williams had a new lemon-like soda, like 7-up or sprite with the same exact iconography (white bulky lettering, green color scheme) called “Susan” and the catchphrase for it was “When you’re feeling too repugnant to say hello”

edit: I should've had a category for "health fears during/after pregnancy", but that could be considered bloodline related

you can tell im 30-something because i bought a new brand of toothbrushes and im very pleased with them. toothbrushes generally have the same problem that tennis shoes for instance have in that they're overdesigned and consequently garish and ugly. but this is literally just a single piece of plastic, all one color, with a logo printed on it and white bristles. very tasteful. it's perfect.

i sound like fucking patrick bateman