coop

when a closer (me) has to open.. it is like the biggest paradox ever. i dont want to get up in the morning. but openers get to fuck around for eight hours until the closers get there…

scrolling thru scary videos on instagram but some of them have some fuck ass dude at the top reacting and saying some shit like “where are his eyes? why is this is uncanny?” and “dude there was literally another set of teeth in there like someone was springlocked in there”

feeling sick all morning before a closing shift is the closest thing to hell on earth

something funny to me about fandoms is now that im like 20 im not rlly in an fandoms like i used to be but sometimes i get weird memes on pinterest of i show ive seen and its so genuinely out of character or just completely random. its beautiful that people in the house md fandom think one of these doctors would tweet that. it is so kind. it reminds me of the incorrect quote shit that was also so innocently stupid. i am romanticizing being a young person in a fandom and thats ok with me.

a doe furry without antlers is like an angel without wings

lps video creators gotta be cheesin now cause they got fuckin mini brands and the new gen. back in my day i had to make little computers with a piece of paper and (maybe) find lps at an antique shop. we used to go to war, so to speak

hot instagram tip: make it have a 30 min time limit so u only have so much time to send the missus funny videos. she will love it