Rxcket! 🦋

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

spiders vorge

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

i swear to god you people really will reblog anything

Don't bait the hooks and criticise the fish for biting

Uhh I jerk off to goombas from super mario bros

I'm cranking it so hard I can no longer see