mr.meow

“the right way to watch south park is to take it seriously!” “the right way to watch south park is to NOT take it seriously!” the right way to watch south park is to construct an intricate au with your buddy where they’re shithead podcasters that host a controversial show with fringe politics and insane relationship drama

I'm so tented in doing this with a friend with any other show or something. But I don't have friends who know what politics even mean

every few weeks kyle says something about cartman’s body that is so vile so out of pocket so vicious that it leads to new waves of pro ana allegations that he has to fight off with a bat. even when he’s not being actively cancelled for it there are tons of pro ana jokes about him on twitter and he responds to every single one trying to refute it and accidentally making it worse. this is also part of a larger problem where kyle responds to as much of the hate as he possibly can. a good 70% of his twitter is him quote retweeting hate tweets about him that he found by searching his name

the biggest obstacle for stan and kyle’s relationship is kyle’s addiction to getting into fights with people online. stan takes kyle to a lovely candlelit dinner, looks at him and goes “isn’t this beautiful?” kyle responds by going “uh huh. yep.” and isn’t even looking because he’s engaged in the fight of his life with a 14 year old poster who claims that they’re gonna doxx him on kiwifarms if kyle doesn’t take back what he said about vaush on his podcast last week.