me when im a south park

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: South Park Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, idk they’re kids, Can be read as gen, Randy is an asshole, Freeform, was thinking about making claymation projects as a kid Summary:

cartman is benson, butters is randy

stan and kyle are chris and jess but they act normal and cartman kills them anyway

butters’ traumatic event is the trent boyett thing

cartman’s traumatic event is the nambla episode

cartman beats up garrison in the elementary school parking lot

plot follows the movie if you’ve seen it idk

tldr cartman kills stan and kyle takes butters as a hostage attempts to fix him by making him confront people from his past then dies on the ground in front of him like a faggot