dirty

“i feel like that’s a little excessive.”

“well you’re certainly not the most liked.”

“don’t project your bitter old lady bullshit on me, honey. i’m not here for that.”

“you’re one of the most hated women on the planet, girl. chill.”

“Mine, too. There seems to be an endless supply of them, so I’m sure the demand is there, too.”

“why haven’t i thought of this sooner?”

“There were a few kids at my school that would probably disagree with you,” she laughed, “Some people think you guys walk on water.”

“bitch, i can barely walk straight on dry land.”

“the haze one. what a good group.”

“at least they’re happy now.”

“that’s kind of rude.”

“better you learn it now than in the future.”

“for now. but i’m only twenty. i have my whole future in front of me.”

“that kind of optimism is cute. it’ll be crushed in no time, though.”

“you’re a goddess, joori.”

“sure am.”

“no. i’m great.”

“hah. sure you are.”

“I wonder if being professionally offended pays well. Seems like a pretty easy job, maybe that’ll be my next career move.”

“god, that can be my retirement plan.”

“Do knetizens like anyone though?”

“fair point.”