Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

I know just the bin up for the job

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

if i were as beautiful as swans are i would be attacking people like crazy too

and unprovoked

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

love it when a location is evil. when a location fucking sucks. when intrinsically it is so bad and evil that it literally is in the air . this kinda works if its only something special can you imagine a parking lot being evil oooooh every time you park into me i subtly adjust my lines so that you're always slightly tilted

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

i'll always make fun of how stupid the "born evil baby" trope is but truly it is such a wretched trope i hope it dies forever

it's like the perfect package of "child you are allowed to harm" and "easy way to not interrogate how commonplace child abuse is". thank goodness this child was simply born wrong, we never have to examine the conditions they grew up in.

With a fascist-compatible side of "Some people are Bad and could never be Good, and some people are Good and could never be Bad."