Huh, What

they gotta start changing up the rules to football every year to shake up the meta. maybe they can start giving the losing team flashbang grenades of they're down by 20 points by the second quarter

there were these two guys at a table next to us and like after an hour or so one of them randomly was like “how did you manage to find so many items of clothing that are all that shade of yellow” and when i turned to look at him and answer the other guy was like “even your glasses and earrings match” 😭

they were both really nice and said happy birthday when they left too because i guess they noticed the dessert being brought out and Heard me say it was a belated birthday dinner… lmao

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Michael Parkinson lining up to seduce Kermit is not something I ever considered but I like it

This horse is WAY too small for a rodeo you would hurt its back

Not if you're just a tiny wittle guy...

Children ride PONIES at the rodeo not FOALS and they're normal riding ponies not buckjumpers obviously because who the fuck would put a toddler on a buckjumper that'd just be child murder with extra steps but anyway you put a kid on a PONY NOT A FOAL a foal's body is not developed enough to bear that weight you can permanently damage its spine

No it's normal the foal on the picture is the one riding a big, fidgety human in the rodeo

That's fair

At my local rodeo they put kids ages 4-6/7 on sheep and we call it mutton busting. Very fun, very funny

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

sexual intercourse was invented in 2003

they invented using each other's armpits to get off in caveman times though