🖤Littol Gargoyle🍇

How does having middle aged parents make You feel like You're the one with teenagers? Like wdym your impulse buying retro cars? Wdym your moving across the state impulsively? Wdym you're wanted by the IRS? Give me a fucking break

wdym you said they had a warrant when they really just fined you? are you an adult??

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

just remember only one character can claim the flat ass title everyone else is just headcanon. out king Hank Hill has an actual diagnosis. let your little headcanons cry in the presence of his canonical Diminished Gluteal Syndrome

Love that he wraps his leg around her too. Like he can't wait to have her as close as possible.

that leg-hitch around her is so important to me 🫠🥺

@rozugold