BRING ME BACK A DOG IN THE NEXT LIFE

play fuckballl.....

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

Can you imagine if the drarry child was named albus severus

I was just thinking Im glad i dont have a micropenis but technically what I have is even smaller than a micropenis and Im mad about it.

Wait i reblogged this to the wrong post

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

Obsession (2026) dares to ask the question: Is it okay to read a passage of your hansel and gretel incest fic out loud at the social?