BRING ME BACK A DOG IN THE NEXT LIFE

If I was superman I would be eating shit tun of donuts and shit getting fat as fucj

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

play fuckballl.....

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

Can you imagine if the drarry child was named albus severus

I was just thinking Im glad i dont have a micropenis but technically what I have is even smaller than a micropenis and Im mad about it.

Wait i reblogged this to the wrong post

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain