Belzebub

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

How did they find the worst audio ever made

@craniumsquirrel ya boi Wukong with the worst tunes ever

what mouse walks on two legs

mickey

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

donald

no, all of them.

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

if I was a seal I'd be slapping the fuck outta my seal body

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result