Inquisit This

I peel lemons and eat them

Peeling citrus that shouldn’t be peeled is a power move

@capriceandwhimsy

BLEASE

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

most stories about supernatural entities working with humans portray the supernatural entity as either a stuffy asshole with a superiority complex, or a clumsy idiot whose lack of familiarity with human culture and utilities is played for laughs, or a combination of the two, but what i really want to see for once is a simple buddy/family comedy dynamic. that’s all.

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

the one time I’m like “this is the one time I dreamed blog” and it isn’t

Why is this on my dash?

i dont know

looks like one of them hashbrown hotel ocs

mention that show around me again and i won’t be so merciful

I feel like our current timeline is proof that time travel exists, because only people going back over and over to fix a mistake could have resulted in whatever the fuck is happening right now