oh, garrett hawke…
hello vonnie
i don't do bad sauce passes
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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oh, garrett hawke…

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I peel lemons and eat them
Peeling citrus that shouldn’t be peeled is a power move
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I was bored and unsupervised
When I tell you I snorted!
legolas:
gimli:
aragorn:
gandalf:
BLEASE
Eomer:
Boromir:
Elrond:
This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher
What is going on in your mind that makes you draw these works of art
most stories about supernatural entities working with humans portray the supernatural entity as either a stuffy asshole with a superiority complex, or a clumsy idiot whose lack of familiarity with human culture and utilities is played for laughs, or a combination of the two, but what i really want to see for once is a simple buddy/family comedy dynamic. that’s all.
angel: wait, so you only have TWO eyes? and you use just those two to see all eleven dimensions AND (list of colors that don’t exist in the human language)? that must be SO exhausting. i’m impressed.
human: uh, no. i can’t see any of those things. just objects within the visible light spectrum. and i’m short-sighted, so even that depends on how far they are away from me.
angel: *nodding sympathetically* my cousin raziel is colorblind too
human: everyone has tried to sing all the parts of bohemian rhapsody on their own at the same time at least once in their life
eldritch monster: what, like it’s hard? *unhinges all 7 of their jaws to perform a pitch-perfect rendition of queen’s bohemian rhapsody (including the instrumentals)*
human: *softly* holy shit

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shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
the one time I’m like “this is the one time I dreamed blog” and it isn’t
The image Wikipedia is using to illustrate static electricity right now.
“This used to be a goblin!! What happened to him? Now he’s just a glob….lin.”
— Goblin Bard, Nugate, upon recognizing a splattered corpse on a tree as another goblin by sniffing it deeply

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Why is this on my dash?
i dont know
looks like one of them hashbrown hotel ocs
mention that show around me again and i won’t be so merciful
What
And I could not possibly stress this enough
The fuck
I feel like our current timeline is proof that time travel exists, because only people going back over and over to fix a mistake could have resulted in whatever the fuck is happening right now