Jumping And Sticking

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

She was peak character design, no one has done better since

Wow, this reminds me of that one episode of Hannah Montana where--[I am taken by the Fungus.]

I’m not fucking around anymore I want this so badly I need this my skin burns and when I close my eyes I see sid and manny and I see myself in sid

That's not Manny that's Diego do you have any respect for the ice age franchise? Suffer in your sad little lovedrunk deathbed

what if I killed myself

did ancestry dot com and found out i'm not related to anyone ever in the world

hello internet welcome to butt theory lol

Im Standing Up On The Big Boy Podium. I Won The Contest And Im A Big Boy Now Im Big And Im Strong Like At My Mucles

Proboscis Monkey

You're absolutely fucking right