our back hurts in order to let our wings sprout

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

dishonored really has the sexiest aesthetic ever. there’s assassins. there’s witches. there’s whales. there’s steampunk tech and shit. a beating heart that tells you peoples darkest secrets. a spooky-looking twink that won’t let you sleep. swarms of rats. it’s just undeniably sexy.

#a disgraced dilf with an incredible ass

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

BongWater

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

Hot take: people who argue that saying “mood,” “same,” “F,” “oh worm?” etc. add nothing to a conversation don’t realize that they function the same way as aizuchi, i.e. signalling that you’re still paying attention to what the speaker is saying, which is harder to do when you can’t see the other person.  In this essay, I will