it is so awesome to have friends you can be horny with. shoutout to my friends lets all be weird perverts together forever

you do have to be a wings pervert. actually.

some of you are going in the chamber that turns your whole body into a 3000x strength erogenous zone for sure

get in my bed loser, we're cuddlefucking

me if I was a dark entity or malevolent presence with my tendrils dancing atnthe corners of your mind: Hi do you wanna be friends. Im lonely. If you say no I'm tearing your mind apart until theres nothing left recognizeable as you

but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

Revolutionary idea I just came up with: imagine [characters I like] engaging in [kink that I have]. Why has no one ever thought of this?

I do enjoy porn comics where you have to just kind of infer the genital situation because the panels are laid out so that it's never immediately visible. All squinting at the page like: "Okay, at least one of them probably has a penis – that position wouldn't work without one, right?"

ovipositor erasure

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.