Purble Gremlin Make Big Ground Noise

Rumble is VERY much a stimmer, and when he’s bored and not in cassette form he’ll pump his hammers either in midair or on the ground depending on the location.

Follow-up headcanon: He’s banned from pounding the floor of the Decepticon base (or anywhere else considered “the base”) but that doesn’t stop him from doing it everywhere else

oh he just explained he plays the drums to attract bigfoot. reasonable

NSFW Asks

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

GOTTEM

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child