gordon porlock, secret warlock

Let's have an argument, but every time you try to make a point, I turn the vibrator inside you to maximum.

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

ruben wanting more than anything to have a kept woman at home who he can provide for and care for and love and do everything for as long as she stays put not realizing that's literally niall, who's already a kept man at home who he's already providing for and caring for and loving and doing everything for and would be so happy to stay put just for him.

I hope s3 of the pitt's shift will be during halloween

I hope s3 of the pitt's shift will be during halloween