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yo ive moved to @cherrybmblbi full-time, as you could probably tell. this blog is no longer active!

#blog change #idk i have a much more positive experience overall with the new one

horreurscopes

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

horreurscopes

@ op shut the fuck up

jasper-rolls

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

hotvampireadjacent

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

every1one

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

gt-r-deactivated20200602

literature…

podencos

This is a beautiful window into how powerful friendship and companionship can be

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bewareofthecar1966

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

bewareofthecar1966

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

aquarianconstellations

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

bewareofthecar1966

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

elidyce

My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it’s been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable.

I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.

I’m not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Go for it.

ariadne83

some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.

two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.

dexvoan

im sorry he what now

IM BACK BABY

follow @cherrybmblby its gonna be my backup and mainly rwby account

also follow @actually-good-rwbyaus its my rwby AU/writing account

#im back *sobs*

tillman

Only 16 but joining rp websites at like age 10 was Bad tm and it shouldn't be such a commonly shared experience to have trauma from the internet

bob-belcher

Best thing I’ve heard all day

dramaticbackstory

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

skumrag666

Fuck her new album give us goth ari

#ari PLEASE give us goth ari!!!#we deserve it!!!

nooboonation

1.17

herdreadsrock-deactivated202401

This is why he’s the best

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swiftmas13

if you think about it, drax is the most relatable character. all he does is laugh at things that shouldn’t be funny and has a crush on thor.

#yeah mood

bemusedlybespectacled

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

morrithal

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

highmachinegun

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

squidward-sword-hd

By Shrek 2, everything has just gone to shit.

“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”

*DM covers their face with both hands, sobbing* “What the fuck have you assholes done to my campaign!?”

fluffy-luffy

@sleepy-sheepasaurus

sheepan274

Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast.

Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma, probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal. Donkey’s player won’t let it go.

glumshoe

I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor.

docincredible

… Where does an elementary school child get access to an actual shirt of chainmail sized properly for them?

glumshoe

Growing up as a historical reenactor meant that my parents are friends with lots of people who make chainmail. My godsister received a real rapier in fourth or fifth grade, so our unsupervised outdoor playtime was… formative.

hey-itsanny

uwu

#ill be...adding those to the bmblbible shortly

captainsblogsupplemental

Just 22 years of television left. Hope it’s good.

jimintomystery

First time I saw this I though it was silly. There was an air here of “oh, TV is bad for you, and in the future everybody realizes it and abandons it.” And I was all, “shut up, Data, there are good uses for TV, nobody’s going to give that up as soon as 2040, get real.”

Now it’s 2018, I use my TV set as a big computer monitor, because I don’t watch much that’s on TV stations, and less and less of the video I watch can be called “TV shows.” That android son of a bitch was right.

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