⭐️You Are My Lucky Star💫

In a nonexistent perfect world, there is an 80s version of The Muppets Wizard of Oz, where the gang finally meet the wizard. And instead of “pay no mind to the man behind the curtain”- Toto knocks over a table in front of A Wizard Of Oz Muppet Head who bellows PAY NO MIND TO THE MAN BENEATH THE CAMERA!!! And it’s revealed that the wizard was Jim the whole time. And he’s like “im so sorry but i’m just an entertainer you guys are gonna have to go kill the witch on your own. you should probably hurry because there’s only 30 minutes left in the runtime.” I just think that would be funny.

I'd like to add, though, that one of the living Muppeteers is literally named Oz. Instead of the wizard being Jim all along, it can have been Frank instead and still be a pretty good joke.

can't stop thinking about slutty gay luke skywalker with his tight high waisted pants HELP MEEE

Star Wars would not have the same cuntiness it did had it not been made in the 70s and 80s. I’m glad Luke got to wear those snug, high waisted, ass fitting pants out in the open.

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

forgot just how lesboerotic alien resurrection really was. like they really had ripley straight-up fingerbang call's robotic sidewound. and they connect over their shared nature as not-really-humans. and it's romantic. wtf