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you miss 100% of the shots :(

not if i don't take em

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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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☝🏾😂

callmedeku24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

emeraldmercury

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

silverslipstream

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

rubiredrhythms

sure why not

schuylerpeck

would like to pop my little head off for a moment and shake all the crumbs out of it like you would an overused toaster

rubiredrhythms

want to peel it like a oragne

rubiredrhythms

Y'all know those Phineas and Ferb episodes where it's randomly in an alternate canon for some reason? Like the caveman one or the wizard of oz one or the ancient China one?

One of those where everything's the same but the character's roles are reversed. Phineas and Ferb know their mom and dad are making dangerous machines, but when they try to tell Candace it all disappears. At one point, Linda remarks "oh weird, where's our neighbor, Mr Doofenshmirtz?"

Cut to Doofenshmirtz breaking into OWCA. Perry gives him a confused look. Doof puts on his lab coat. Perry gasps dramatically.

rubiredrhythms

I'm sorry but you simply CANNOT hide that in the tags

#how did I not think of that #pnf #phineas and ferb

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masterkfox

my two brain cells

vigilantsycamore

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

a-book-of-creatures

Inside you there are two hamsters…

rubiredrhythms

I'm legitimately afraid of how accurately this represents what's happening in my brain

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Item: Headphones Rarity: ⏶ Common

Name a video game song you still have stuck in your head.

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Random parts of the Henry Stickmin Collection soundtrack. Non-stop bangers.

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you're welcome

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carby

too-many-blorbos

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

kitkatzoe101

@narcissistcookbook PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULD FUCKING DESTROY THIS AS A PROMPT FOR A SONG!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!

narcissistcookbook

okay

tumblr's audio upload bugged out, so here's an extremely quick sketch on my personal youtube page i guessss

jejuneha

@narcissistcookbook I made fanart for the song :)

narcissistcookbook

HOLY SHIT

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breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

werewolf-transgenderism

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

mckitterick

rubiredrhythms

alright listen i have no choice

epicsause-official

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

epicsause-official

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

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unamusedsloth

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

bendablebananas

@maculategiraffe tags

euos-the-cat

More slime doggies!

A bonus:

rubiredrhythms

THESE ARE ALL DELIGHTFUL!!!! SUCH WHIMSY

#loved slime rancher for a while and it always stays in the back of my mind #got wobbledogs recently and it's great #two things i love combined into one thing woahhhh #my day is made #plink's lab #wobbledogs #slime rancher #thank you plink and your lab too

orcboxer

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

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autistobrat

may the weird and freak be with you *sprays you tumblr water*

rubiredrhythms

hey thanks

narcissistcookbook

why are the quote marks there

rubiredrhythms

To be fair, if you're gonna put quote marks around any words in that phrase, that's definitely the best choice of the three

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