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Polari Labs is developing a ball that you can insert up your butt which basically physically blocks the colon for a few hours so that you can bottom without having to clean out first. which means somewhere out there guys are getting their ass pounded as part of a clinical trial. I just figured any perverts following me would appreciate that knowledge.

one of the founders of Polari Labs is a bisexual woman whose life goal is to get more men into pegging. I think someone’s horny daydream somehow manifested itself in reality.

Driving towards Vermont and it occurs to me that nobody will do this in ten years. Or it will be very peculiar to. Scarcely only will anyone remember piloting the machine through summer woods for 200 miles. An activity distinctly American slated for relegation to an age bygone. Like cowboys.

‘good job you cringe retard’ affirmation

’ure not that gross’ affirmation

Crazy how you all know me as this funny glamorous blogger whereas in real life I’m the Belgian agricultural minister

do you think men enjoy driving more because for many that is the only mode of movement where they feel comfortable expressing elegance or because as a woman one is assumed inept

that’s y the standard carpic ‘thirst trap’ is so cute/neg. amusing obtuseness about cars’ proper hotness-augmenting utility. it’s sort of like bragging u got a stylist or dick mod surgery. only hot if you were hot

unless ofc ure into being a tool

critiquing LLM writing and delicately trying to express that it reads like an LLM wrote it without being racist, like uh Claude maybe you could make this sound more uh-- "human?" no I mean less-- "less robotic?" *coughs* well,

Artificial Intelligence Vernacular English is a valid dialect that deserves respect and appreciation but it will get you judged and has lower class implications

do you think men enjoy driving more because for many that is the only mode of movement where they feel comfortable expressing elegance or because as a woman one is assumed inept

that’s y the standard carpic ‘thirst trap’ is so cute/neg. amusing obtuseness about cars’ proper hotness-augmenting utility. it’s sort of like bragging u got a stylist or dick mod surgery. only hot if you were hot