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In college, Ryan came top of his ‘’Engineering for Evil Geniuses’’ class.

Kerry Shawcross often uses his abnormal shortness to pickpocket valuables from his fellow co-workers.

Barbara Dunkelman is one quarter moose.

The total street worth of all the marijuana that Ray has blazed is enough to buy Switzerland.

Burnie Burns’ actual birth name is ‘’’Michael Burns’’. He was forced to change it after losing an arm wrestling competition with Michael Jones.

Geoff Ramsey keeps his moustache in tip-top condition by using a special moustache wax made from the blood, sweat and tears of his fellow employees.

Gavin Free’s nose has an estimated length of roughly 36.5 metres.

Back in 2013 tests were ran on Michael Jones. A previously unheard of gene by the name of Xenonaloris was found which is suspected to be the cause of his violent outbursts.

Caiti is actually a cat disguised as a human.This has been proven by removing all instances of the letter “i” in her name, leaving you with “Cat”.