#leonidas

Record of Ragnorak creators titling that episode Pride Vs Pride… lmao y’all are not slick.

You mean homosexual vs homosexual

You mean Evil Twunk vs Evil Bear

You mean community hole vs community dick

In all seriousness though, I have my problems with this anime but it’s nice that the episode acknowledged that greek gods and greek people were gay as fuck. I felt like the characters just so happened to be gay and it added to the plot at the same time.

Obviously Ares is in love with Evil Twunk Supreme but Leonidas really fell victim to his omega pheromones mid battle. And you know Apollo went off his suppressants on purpose too.

But also that blonde twink was totally Leonidas’ lover, at the very least that boy wanted me him BADDD. I’d say all 300 of his soldiers wanted him and he had to have ran through at least a third.

My dear Dragalia yumeships 🥰🥰

The Amazon War 15

In rage, Leonidas thrust Anticleia from him and, breathing hard, paused and scanned the battlefield. His female opponent did so also. What greeted the two combatants was a sight that dismayed the Thracian King and delighted the Amazon commander. Everywhere the Themiscyran warriors were victorious, either driving the enemy before them, cutting down male warriors, including unfortunate souls attempting to surrender, or capturing the fords across the Thermidor, trapping the invaders on the other side. Her black hair swirling as she turned to the anguished King, Anticleia said to him in a low voice: “You must yield to me now, King. What more do you need to convince you that your cursed attack on the Amazons has failed? Surrender to me now and tell your men to drop their weapons and I shall order my warriors to stop slaying them and instead be merciful." The conflicted monarch gazed at the triumphant woman in despair and dismay, filled with indecision. At that moment a disheveled Thracian herald arrived, wide-eyed, on the scene. "Majesty," he gasped in a choking voice, "it grieves me to tell you that Hyperion, that mighty warrior, has been slain by the she-devils!"

Leonidas looked stunned and initially said nothing, his brow furrowed as if in thought. "Sire?" the herald persisted. "Enough." the King replied at length, his voice cracking slightly. "Enough. This is already too much." He turned slowly to face the wary Anticleia. He flung his mighty sword to the ground, followed by his helmet. He spoke again, but to the herald. "Idaeus, tell the battalion commanders to have their men to throw down their arms." he ordered in a thick voice. "Tell them their King wills it." Idaeus stood astounded for a moment and then took off back into the fray, seeking the commanders. Leonidas then spoke to Anticleia. "I yield, and so do my defeated forces, my lady." he told the Amazon gravely.

To be continued.

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