🌓 RUDY 🌗

ID: digital art on a bright yellow background of a bird with blue-black feathers, which have yellow and orange asterisk-shaped stars on them

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

i need to hunt her for sport. shake them around in my jaws like a dog. bat him around with my paws like a cat beating a lizard within an inch of its life for its own amusement. etc

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

you stupid fucking idiot i can’t believe you died and got resurrected and are now safely in my arms again. I’ll kill you

non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually