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Elrond arrives in Valinor.
He is expected to join at least one of the courts (man is descended from everyone of importance)
Heās spent the majority of his life in political situations where everyone just wants to survive
He sees the glamour and manipulation in the high courts
Man nopes the fuck out and retires with his wife, sons and suspiciously intelligent crab.
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Fingon lives the abject horror of seeing his younger siblings outgrow him.
Turgon is first, Fingon thinks itās fine. Annoying, yes, but survivable.
Aredhel is next. Itās weird. Sheās younger, sheās a girl. She should not be taller than him. Fingon is now constantly teased and manhandled. Heās not okay.
Then Argon. He stays short for a long time. Fingonās given a false sense of solidarity. Then Argon returns from Mandos, a head and a half taller than Fingon.
If anyone asks, Fingon wailed artfully, despite whatever his siblings may say.
Elrond being both Turgon - level tall and eerily quiet.
He surprises Glorfindel once and the Vala - blessed warrior yelps.
Glorfindel then proceeds to flashbang everyone with his God Given Glorf Powersā¢ļø
Elrond has a migraine for the rest of the week and itās entirely his own fault.
how are you? all good?
pretty alright, though I still think the existence of wizards would make this reality better
Caranthir takes up needle felting because itās the closest he can get to stabbing his brothers
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Did elves have military medals?
yes, they were a massive deal both socially and politically
yes, but eventually people stopped caring
no, they didnāt want to celebrate violence
no, it would have been too expensive to get medals for that many people
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Elwing absolutely had the steepest and most slippery stone staircase up her tower
EƤrendil has had several concussions due to it and Tuor no longer visits any higher than the ground floor
Idril is incredibly amused by this
Tallest Arafinwean?
Finarfin (youngest sibling outgrowing everyone)
EƤrwen (Thingolās niece)
Finrod (curufinrod height differenceā¦.)
Angrod (something something most fƫanorian)
Aegnor (with exceptionally short andreth)
Galadriel (explains the man - maiden thing)
aragorn, on all fours, digging in the dirt:
boromir: ???
aragorn, eating someā¦plant? worm?: :)
boromir, abhorred:
What if elven death rites were all about sending people back to Valinor
Just after the first few battles, OlwĆ« looks out of his beachfront windows and thereās just Argon laying in a rowboat
After several hundred years one final boat arrives and itās Maglor
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What if elven death rites were all about sending people back to Valinor
Just after the first few battles, OlwĆ« looks out of his beachfront windows and thereās just Argon laying in a rowboat
What if elven death rites were all about sending people back to Valinor
Just after the first few battles, OlwĆ« looks out of his beachfront windows and thereās just Argon laying in a rowboat
second age elrond, raised by fĆ«anorians and sailors, probably swears like nobodyās business
lindonās courts are horrified
gil galad is considering joining maglor on the beach
cĆrdan is delighted. he runs a nation of sailors
hc: elrond lied in all of his history books - m&m died 15 years earlier than believed the twins just went wild ambarussa - style in the woods before eventually going to lindon
been thinking about thingol
rotating him in my mind dungeon like a kebab
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fƫanor made russian nesting dolls of his sons for nerdanel
ādonāt shoot the messengerā as a common phrase in Beleriand
coined after a diplomatic incident (almost kinslaying) involving Lord Celegorm and one of Thingolās politicians