You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?
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You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

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4A4A YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
@commonevilmastermind with the understanding that i am, at best, an amateur ice skater more interested in not falling over than doing tricks- this person is Very Skilled
start off with backwards motion and switch to form momentum, looks like uses an inside edge to leap into the jump; makes sense, pull the outer leg in to make spins more spinny (also why the arms come in fast, smaller area, more spins - like rotating in an office chair going faster with arms tucked instead of spread) but then does, hm, four? wait that can't be right ...no, that's actually four, what the hell that's way too many four! spins!! then lands, again inside edge, going backwards!! perfect control, no stutters, no lurching, leg out & arms up/out to help with slowing down doesn't slow down much cause immediately launches self into air to do Another FOUR SPINS AGAIN (blink & you'll miss the same change-direction-momentum trick from before) and then lands, decides that's enough and actually slows down into showy opportunity for applause
now
the most impressive bits of this (to me) are 1) how little speed goes into the jump, which implies an awful lot of raw muscle is what's driving the launch, which makes the amount of air absurd - that's a high jump! it's well above the ice! ofc it'd have to be, to manage four spins, but still 2) how very, very, very well controlled this person is cause like i mentioned, no wobbles, no hesitation, smooth take-offs, smooth landings, and chaining both of them together? extremely awesome 3) absolutely absurd amounts of situations/spatial awareness: the camera person is likely on the ice, the spins need a certain amount of air, the launch requires a certain amount of momentum, the landings are all done backwards (blind!) & right after a disorienting amount of spins - and not one beat is missed, and finally 4) did i mention FOUR!? SPINS???
for the tl;dr version? 4A probably means 4-axel, with 4 being the number of rotations & axel being the type of spin (iirc the most difficult?) and this person does TWO IN A ROW
"4A4A YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER" indeed!
sick of relationship labels. inventing new category of affection called cat. where we will sit together carelessly in sunlight and hold each other to sleep for hours and hours.
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Canon-typical blood and violence, implied/referenced child abuse, child murder, religious abuse, choking, vomit

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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?
The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"
self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"
lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"
Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?
Yes. Yes you can.
why would you do this to me

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The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.
That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.
generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes
fellas, I hope you all realize that avoidance is Also a system
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i promise you that nobody has ever in their life thought "wow, this other person inserted absolutely zero friction into my life. they were so efficient and worked so hard to get out of my way. i love them for that." not EVER. not ever ever. if you sublimated your own personhood that hard they didn't even think of you at all. the people we remember in life are the people who got in our way a little, and broke up our routine, who asserted their perspective and gave us something new to think about or feel. that's how we form real relationships -- by inconveniencing one another and actually having a marked influence on one another's lives. to be loved is to be annoyed. and to be annoying at someone. and to be thankful, at the end of it all, that somebody broke you out of yourself for a moment and got in your way.
it's great to be considerate and obviously not every interaction is gonna be special, but you can't go through life as if every person is a cashier that you don't want to get mad at you for asking for an extra bag.
New zine that's free for anyone to print and distribute! Read the whole thing at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the rest of this post.
UPDATE 4/11/2023:
I swapped out the colloidal silver nasal spray info for xylitol nasal spray info. I originally included colloidal silver spray because of the linked study and recommendation from RTHM, but I don't want to be pointing people toward something with notable health risks. Xylitol spray (Xlear) is also cheaper and more widely available!
This is such a concise and informative resource! PLEASE boost this and keep each other safe! The pandemic is NOT OVER.

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It's unfortunate how often the solution to a problem is just talking to people. You'd think it could be something easier like making a comprehensive chart or list, or reading everything you can find on the subject, but no, so often you can do all that and you still have to talk to people.
an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me